Sep 20, 2009

Trend of Unskinned Monsters Washing Ashore Continues With Cowbeast of Death [Monsters]


A young gentleman on Twitter asks, "I found the new montauk monster. Gawker, where you at???" Well, we're right here, young "hellatightshit." And what is it you have for your friends at Gawker Monster Investigations?

EEEE!! What the fuck is that thing? Email me, please, so for the sake of science, we can understand the slaughtered beast that lay in front of us. Also, naming suggestions, please.

PREVIOUSLY: The Panama Gollum!

BEFORE THAT: The Southhold Something Creature!

AND EVEN BEFORE THAT SOUTHOLD CREATURE: The Spotted Taunting Toronto Doe Thing!

AND WAY BEFORE THAT TORONTO THING: The Lime-Soaked Limey!

AND REMEMBER: The Russian Monster, Where In Soviet Russia, Monster Blog About You!

AND THEN THERE WAS THAT Monster Who Is Not So Much A Monster As It Is A Four-Earred Kitty!

THE ORIGINAL GANGSTER: Him.









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