Oct 3, 2009

The Week We Lost the Olympics [Week In Review]


This week was mostly rape and death. You know how it is.

Hippies, porn, and Tucker Max continued to ruin America. Roman Polanski didn't want to come back to America. Lots of people who should know better support him, though. Arianna Huffington flies around on jets. Don't crawl through the rape tunnel. Even though it's not real. Kids died. Silvio Berlusconi still thinks he's very funny. Naked men roam Williamsburg. Watch out for ass bombers. Also watch out for "American Police Force." Also watch out for Sarah Palin's wacko ghostwriter. Also watch The City. Hey, guess who doesn't like a gay person? Answer: Sean Hannity. Crazy recognize crazy. China still puts on a great party. Chicago, not so much. Hey, Kristen Chenoweth was on that Glee show! Larry Ellison is having a fit about something. Andrew Sullivan is high right now. There was a Conde Nast death contest. We loved zombies. David Letterman paid for his assistant's education, after he had an affair with her, obvs, and also after joking about lots of other people's affairs. Also she was on the show sometimes! Project Runway was kinda lame this week even though Kors was finally back. And there are some fun movies this weekend!









Oct 2, 2009

Let Sleeping Dolls Lie [Pic Of The Day]


[A giant marionette rests up on the side of a Berlin road in an enormous chair before its performace as part of the Day of German Unity tomorrow. Image via Getty]









Goin' Rogue [Contests]


And here are the winners of Wonkette's Pulitzer-nominated "Sarah Palin book cover Blingee contest."









Kreepie Kats in "Dave Why'd You Sleep With Staffers?" [Kreepie Kats]


This week: an incredibly NSFW visit from Tucker Max!

Remember: NSFW means "not safe for work," kids! So enjoy your weekend!









Sad Faces on the Streets of Chicago [The Weepy City]


It's not every day your city loses the Olympic games. And for the normally stoical people of Chicago, it was a day to let their feelings show.