Jul 13, 2013

The people's Liberation Army East held live-fire drills include Island capture subjects


Moderator: in July 11th the Chinese people's Liberation Army conducted live-fire exercises in the East China Sea is located in the North West, exercises the Diaoyu islands.

Explanation: according to the Ningbo Maritime Bureauissued a notice to Mariners No. 9, area of the East China Sea and the actual use of weapons training specific time has been determined, for hours of July 11, 2013 to 18, in the following waters within firing exercise. The actual use ofweapons training period, to prohibit any ships into thewaters, and subject to site alert ship command. From the map view, the area is located in the northwest of the Diaoyu islands. According to the previous record of the East China Sea exercises, this exercise is very likely the airsea battle,including coral reefs, mastery of the air and sea battle.

The news that China stealth drone attack has been successful first flight


Explanation: in fact in the United States of America X47B UAV in May this year for the first time the aircraft takes offthe occasion, human development from the development ofthe news without china. News that is called the sword ofChinese stealth drone attack flight success, according tothe network exposure photographs have pointed out, the UAV using a flying wing configuration, and the United States of America's X48B, France's stealth drone identicalneurons. In addition, the UAV loading surface presents a triangle, to reduce import and nacelle height, is very beneficial to the anterior and lateral stealth.

But the analysis thinks at the same time, the key is to solveunmanned stealth pneumatic integration, to promote efficient and automatic target search and precision strikeand other key technology.

Li Xiaojian: UAV as the future direction of development of the aviation, we also follow closely the direction of development, if the "sword" UAV development goes well,then according to its unique design, as well as thespeculation of its mission, so it is very possible to ship.

You Shengxun: "Liaoning" will direct the development ofattack unmanned type, I think that there will be problems,because if the attack unmanned type words, cruise missiles, defense missile can do, why to do a carrier-based aircraft? The plane has a plane of existence goal, againstattacks ability, so I don't think China's "Liaoning" recentdevelopment direction will not attack aircraft

揭秘:古代雷人的自慰法!

中国古代女性如何自慰呢?作者竟然以为这是自己的独创,真是孤陋寡闻到可笑。这样的自慰方法,几百年前的靓女已经使用了,古籍《玉房秘诀》写得清清楚楚:"或以粉内阴中,……为男茎而用之",说的正是古代女性用布囊实粉进行自慰。 

以前网上看过一个贴子,作者洋洋自得介绍一个说是拥有"完全专利"的自慰方法:往安全套塞入奶粉,直到满意硬度后打上死结,推进自己阴道,再贴上一片卫生棉,穿上紧身内裤,就可以随时随地整天自慰。
中国古代女性如何自慰呢?作者竟然以为这是自己的独创,真是孤陋寡闻到可笑。这样的自慰方法,几百年前的靓女已经使用了,古籍《玉房秘诀》写得清清楚楚:"或以粉内阴中,……为男茎而用之",说的正是古代女性用布囊实粉进行自慰。
当然,堂堂中华文化博大精深,在女性自慰这个领域,除了布囊实粉这样自制的简陋工具外,自然还有很多很多精巧的物件可用。对于这些特制物件,明清艳情小说多有描述,千奇百怪,十分有意思。
先说角先生,一种类似男性阴茎的自慰器,有龟棱,刻有螺纹,中空,可注水加温。清朝性教育读本《肉蒲团》第十五回写到:"是个极大的角先生,灌了一肚滚水,塞将进去"。
那时,角先生可以当街当巷公开售卖,就像现在的成人用品店,清朝《林兰香小说》写过:"……角先生之制尤为工妙,闻买之者或老媪或幼尼",生意倒兴旺得很,一些老婆婆和小尼姑竟是此物的至爱用家。
形似男性阴茎的还有一种叫广东人事,《竹林野史》描写得很详细:其长四五寸,先用热水浸泡,使其慢慢发硬,然后以绳束其根部,并以绳的两端绑在脚跟上,动其双脚,以手助其出入吐纳niu8.org。
操作复杂了一点,但效果应该很不错。只是,李明明一直弄不明白,此物之名为何有广东二字?是广东人发明?是广东人用得多?是首先从广东传入,……这个问题不解决,真是委屈了广大广东同胞。

最特别的一种,名字叫缅铃。《金瓶梅》记载,此物大小犹如乒乓球,放入阴道能够滚动、振动,极大地制造酥麻以增强快感。《绣榻野史》描述过寡妇麻氏用缅铃自慰的情景,"拿到边上,顺了那湿滑口儿,一下欺进去……缅铃在里头乱滚,麻氏一发快活当不得。……,弄得麻氏遍身酥痒,忍不住,把脚一动",到达性高潮了niu8.cc。
这个东西据说来自缅甸,所以叫缅铃,明人笔记记载"最上者值至数百金,中国珍为异宝。"呵呵,还是奢侈产品,平常人用不起。
像角先生、广东人事、缅铃等奢侈商品,有钱人才能够买得起,广大贫下中农怎么办呢?除了以布囊实粉外,自然还有其他办法。
明朝《五杂组·物部三》记载:"肉苁蓉柔润如肉,塞上无夫之妇时就地淫之。"说的是一种叫肉苁蓉的植物,很柔润就像男性阴茎,一些寡妇在野外遇到它,当场脱了裤子坐上去自慰。

红颜知己真的不能做老婆吗

    我跟我老公是2007年认识的,那时候我还没有跟我前任男朋友分手,他也没有跟他女朋友分手。2008年8月我们同时跟对方分手了,那时候我们就像无话不说的蓝颜知己。我的性格比较外向,开朗,他比较内向!他跟他女朋友有什么问题都跟我说,而我有什么问题也跟他说!后来我们开始拍拖了,几个月后我发现怀孕了,当时我就只想要个孩子而已,他妈妈就说要孩子就必须结婚,他也不怎么想要孩子,他跟他姐姐也劝我拿掉!后来我们在争吵之中结婚了,结婚的那天晚上家里吵架到凌晨3点多,他姐姐打电话说我们不该结婚,还给他继父说他又不是你亲生的儿子,我老公可是你亲女婿什么的!弄的我哭了一晚上。而我老公却没有一句话!我老公打电话跟他的所有朋友说,我是逼他结婚的,用孩子逼他的!

    2009年10月份,孩子快生了,他们家里每天都在吵闹,从我进他们家门后他们家从来没有间断的出事儿!就在我坐月子的时候,我老公的前任女朋友回来了,我老公跟她约会吃饭,还送她回家,后来被我发现,我弄清楚了事情。我叫我老公回来看孩子,他说没时间,结果还请假去陪她。坐月子我们就闹三次离婚,我婆婆直接说的就是离婚就离婚,我儿子又不是娶不了媳妇!
    自从孩子生了以后,我围着他家人,孩子还有他转了2年半,最近出来工作了,有时候应酬或者跟玩儿的好的姐妹出去逛逛,聊聊天什么的,他就吵的不行!经常发消息说你别回来了,你那么喜欢在外面的,要不就说我们不要过日子了,反正你喜欢在外面!有时候加个班,他也反对!有时候还对我大打出手,甩东西!最让我受不了的事他太自私了,他就希望我下班回来就在家里陪他,就是陪他坐着看他上网也可以!就希望我上班时间上班,下班时间回家就不让出门了,有时候出门遛狗他也不高兴。我经常都跟他说你休息也可以跟朋友去溜达溜达,去钓鱼什么的,他就说朋友要有利用价值的才结交,酒肉朋友不需要。他从来没有赞赏过我任何一个朋友,他一直都反对我跟我的朋友同事来往,有所交集什么的,他从来都不鼓励我做任何一件事情,每次工作他都是落井下石的那种!他也经常莫名其妙的发火,问他他也不说!
     最可恶的是对我家人及其不尊重,结婚都3年了从来不给我爸爸妈妈打电话,我爸爸妈妈,还有小姨主动打电话都不接!而且经常在我身边说回我家感觉不舒服,他回以前女朋友的家感觉就像自己的家一样。我一年才回家一次,他跟他妈都说我回家太多,而且我妹妹放假来玩儿,我老公很不高兴!我现在不想为了什么人而活,我想为我自己活一次,但是每当看到我女儿,我就心软了。我跟我老公结婚是没有感情的,纯粹就是为了孩子,结婚3年了,现在说没感情那肯定是假的,但是我内心很累啊,上次我们吵架离婚,我离家出走了7天,他从来没有一个电话,没有找过我,我妈妈给他打电话问到底怎么回事,他发条短消息给我说,我们都是成年人了,我们的事情自己解决,请你以后不要拿你家人来压我!
    我妈妈从我结婚到现在从来没有说过他一句不是,我老公还当我妈妈的面骂的我连小姐都不如,我妈妈都没有出过声,就怕我们越吵越厉害!最近我们每天回家都不怎么说话了,大不了就是吃饭了,睡觉,走了。就是这些,我现在连话都不想跟他说了,以前我真的很为他着想,他不觉得,他不爱我,现在他慢慢开始爱我了,我却不爱他了!我不知道现在该怎么办,我还是想过好好过日子,毕竟孩子都大了,但是我每每看到他发火生气的时候我就想离家永远不回去!今天早上的时候他还叫我贱人,我说我上班了,走了哈,他说滚!我真的不知道我现在是怎么样的生活,这样的生活还要不要再继续下去!难道我真的结婚错误了?

格羽回复:
    记得很多过来人就警示:世界最愚蠢的事情是:把红颜知己变成了老婆,把蓝颜知己变成了老公。
    很多男人和女人总是把知己和伴侣混为一谈。红颜知己之所以能成为知己,之所以关系非常美妙,是因为红颜知己不会天天给你念叨柴米油盐,不用跟你念叨婆婆的那些事儿,不用跟你念叨孩子的教育,不用跟你争执经济大权谁来掌握的问题。
    红颜知己玩的就是感觉,这种感觉是美妙的,一度上是柏拉图的,可以暂时抽离到现实的烦恼,可以让人内心得到暂时的放松。
    而如果从红颜知己升级到了老婆,那么之前的所有美妙的感觉就被打破了,生活的琐事就全部涌了上来,如果男人和女人还沉浸在从前的感觉没有很快适应的话,那吵架离婚是必然的。
    回到你的案例,你们一开始就犯了错误,没有分清知己和伴侣的差别,同时又缺乏感情基础,所以才会在经济问题、孩子问题、婆媳问题上闹矛盾。
     从你的描述,你丈夫是一个很自我的人,是一个让你围绕着他转的男人,是一个不希望你有朋友和工作的男人。关于这点,你可以跟他谈,谈你想要工作,想要赚钱减轻负担。当然,他的这种表现,也可能内心极为没有安全感,害怕失去你。
     如今,木已成舟,你可以尝试修复和他的关系,双方做一些自我检讨和反思,比如,你可以建议你老公改掉恶言相向的毛病,久而久之是非常影响感情的,会留下心理阴影的。同时,你也要反思,自己在处理感情上是否也太过鸵鸟,遇到问题就是抱怨和吵架,或者搬出父母来。尽量让双方的事情双方解决。个人认为,你有孩子,第二他还没坏道不可救药的地步,比如黄赌毒比如家庭暴力。先尝试修复吧。


What do we want from live musicians?

ecently, Beck played a gig at London's Southbank  arts centre. Well, 'played' might be the wrong term  - he invited other artists to interpret songs from his 2012 album, Song Reader, which he released exclusively in sheet music form . He expressly asked the artists – who included Joan As Policewoman, Franz Ferdinand, Charlotte Gainsbourg and Pulp's Jarvis Cocker – to pull apart and reshape the songs as they wished. Four were read as poems, by poets. Beck himself played two songs; everyone performed Rough On Rats together. The audience came spilling out with smiles on their faces; the reviews were ecstatic. All agreed it was a fantastic, memorable gig.

A few weeks before, at the Southbank once again, Peaches played a solo concert as part of Meltdown, the festival programmed this year by Yoko Ono. Those who came expected Peaches' thang: sexual, energetic, audience-baiting, raucous. Instead, she appeared on an empty stage in a white leotard; a solo pianist played accompaniment as she performed Andrew Lloyd Webber's Jesus Christ Superstar, very sincerely, all on her own. In the second half, she wore gold and was lifted onto a plinth to become Jesus on the cross.

Peaches' performance was quite a feat; the musical is long and she sang beautifully. "It's a piece of performance art," said my companion, who is himself a contemporary artist. We enjoyed the evening, though we'd had to alter our expectations, tune our brains away from our assumptions, and then back in to the gig. There were many in the audience who found they couldn't, however; we met some of them in the bar afterwards, and they complained. Peaches' audience is radical, liberal, l and, in this case, mostly British. The most shocking thing you can do to such a crowd is subject them to two hours of Christianity and Andrew Lloyd Webber, presented honestly, without sneering.

Standard deviation

These gigs made me wonder about what we want from musicians when they perform. In 1966, when Bob Dylan moved from acoustic guitar to electric at Manchester's Free Trade Hall, he was famously heckled as "Judas". Decades on, his gigs are still uncomfortable for many fans. Dylan's refusal to compromise over what he wants to play and how he wants to play it, his inability to pander to an audience's preference, can result in an evening  where nobody is happy.

Live performances are unpredictable; they're live, that's the point. But audiences are asked to pay a lot of money to see their favourite artists these days: stadium acts cost hundreds of dollars, even mid-sized bands can command $70 per ticket without anyone complaining. That is, as long as the fans get what they consider to be their money's worth.

There's plenty of heat for those who under-perform, who turn up late (asRihanna knows). And so at most gigs, we get a standard procedure, a formula that works. An act that starts and finishes on time; big hits as openers, but the biggest saved until last; the sound and action punched high and energetic; a decent light-show, preferably with some visuals; some off-the-cuff engagement with the crowd. In return, the act can play some of the more obscure songs, experiment with extended guitar solos and B-sides somewhere around the half-way mark (the toilet or time-for-another-drink break).

No satisfaction

Deviation causes disappointment. This was evident when the Rolling Stones played Glastonbury. Those who were there with the set from the start called the concert seminal, amazing, the best night of their life. But the TV audience felt cheated: the coverage joined the gig midway, with Mick Taylor playing brilliantly, but not like on the records. The atmosphere was all wrong for those watching at home. Twitter exploded with grumbles. The audience weren't sure who Taylor was, they couldn't recognise the songs, they hadn't been taken on the journey from the beginning. They weren't prepared; their expectations hadn't been adjusted.

In these digital days, we are told that live is the most important element of a musician's repertoire: that albums are used to sell gigs, rather than the other way around, as used to happen. But that means that gigs are more pressurised, the crowd has higher, more specific expectations. Play the old ones, the ones we love! But it can be hard for a musician to get his- or herself back into the mindset of a track they wrote twenty or thirty years ago. They don't play the new stuff to get on their fans' nerves, they do it because otherwise they'd die of boredom. If an older act did exactly what their audience wants, all we'd get are those 80s tours, packages where once-hot stars come on, play three hits and then move aside for the next act.

Many years ago, I saw Prince play for free at an after-show party. He came on after midnight, played amazingly, wildly, for a long time. It was hard to see him; the place was packed and uncomfortably hot, but that was fine. The performance was exclusive, spontaneous, a gift. Just a few days ago, Prince did a similar thing: he decided to play a last-minute gig at the City Winery in Chicago, where he was performing at George Lucas' wedding. Tickets went on sale at 5pm; he played at 2am, for two hours. The audience loved every minute. Prince, like Beck, is known for being capricious, for playing as, when and what he fancies. His unpredictability is predictable; it's part of his USP. Lucky him, lucky Beck. When a crowd is willing – delighted – to go along with an artist at a gig, everyone ends up happy.

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US castigates Russia over NSA leaker Edward Snowden

The US has accused Russia of giving fugitive US intelligence leaker Edward Snowden a "propaganda platform".

President Barack Obama called Vladimir Putin after Mr Snowden met human rights groups at a Moscow airport - his first appearance since fleeing there from Hong Kong three weeks ago.

Mr Snowden has been charged with leaking classified US information.

He says he is seeking asylum in Russia to be able to travel to Latin America where he has been offered refuge.

But no request from Mr Snowden had arrived yet, the head of the Federal Migration Service, Konstantin Romodanovsky said on Saturday, according to Russian news agency Interfax.

The former CIA contractor has been stuck in the transit area of Sheremetyevo airport - reportedly staying at the airport's Capsule Hotel - since arriving from Hong Kong on 23 June.

'Stop harming partners'

Details of the phone conversation between the two presidents were not immediately available, but the White House confirmed the Snowden case would be discussed.

Snowden leaks timeline

  • 5 June: First leak published in the Guardian saying the National Security Agency (NSA) iscollecting the telephone records of millions of people in the US
  • 6 June: Details of the US Prism internet surveillance programme published by the Guardian and Washington Post
  • 9 June: Guardian identifies Edward Snowdenas the source of the leaks, at his own request, and says he has been in Hong Kong since 20 May
  • 14 June: US files criminal charges against Mr Snowden
  • 23 June: Mr Snowden leaves Hong Kong for Moscow, Ecuador confirms he has applied for political asylum
  • 2 July: Bolivian leader Evo Morales' plane is diverted to Vienna and apparently searched for Mr Snowden
  • 6 July: Bolivia, Venezuela and Nicaragua say they would offer Mr Snowden asylum

"Providing a propaganda platform for Mr Snowden runs counter to the Russian government's previous declarations of Russia's neutrality," said White House spokesman Jay Carney ahead of the call.

"It's also incompatible with Russian assurances that they do not want Mr Snowden to further damage US interests."

The Kremlin's position is that the fugitive can stay in Russia as long as he stops leaking secrets about US surveillance schemes.

"Mr Snowden could hypothetically stay in Russia if he first, completely stops the activities harming our American partners and US-Russian relations and, second, if he asks for this himself," said President Putin's spokesman Dmitry Peskov.

The American has sent requests for political asylum to at least 21 countries, most of which have turned down his request. However, Bolivia, Nicaragua and Venezuela have indicated they could take him in.

But he is unable to leave the transit zone without asylum documents, a valid passport or a Russian visa - he reportedly has none of these documents.

And some European countries are likely to close their airspace to any plane suspected of carrying the fugitive.

'Outside the law'

On Friday, Mr Snowden said in a statement he formally accepted all offers of support or asylum he had already received "and all others that may be offered in the future".

Art installation of an eye in Berlin

But he added that the US and some European countries had "demonstrated a willingness to act outside the law".

The status of asylum as well as criticism of alleged US spying on Latin American governments were on the agenda as members of the South American trade bloc, Mercosur, gathered in Uruguay.

The plane of Bolivian President Evo Morales, returning to Bolivia from Moscow, was last week forced to land in Austria after France, Portugal, Italy and Spain barred it from their airspace - apparently because of suspicions that Mr Snowden was on board.

Mr Snowden's leaking of thousands of classified US intelligence documents have led to revelations that the National Security Agency is systematically seizing vast amounts of phone and web data.

They have also indicated that both the UK and French intelligence agencies allegedly run similarly vast data collection operations, and the US has been eavesdropping on official EU communications.

【骗术曝光台】武汉无业男装成低调高帅富 微信搭讪交8女友诈骗百万

    在酒吧打开微信,查找"附近的人",选择有钱的美女搭讪,一名无业男子伪装成"低调"的成功人士,2年间骗得8名女子"倒贴"100多万元。昨日,汉阳警方披露,本月8日将其从广西南宁押解回汉(如图),以涉嫌诈骗罪将其刑事拘留。

微信搭讪低调炫富
年纪轻轻的李瑶开了一家公司,精明能干。2011年的一天,她在汉口一家酒吧中招。
当时她在玩微信。一名帅哥走来:"我能加你好友吗?"加好之后就离开了。李瑶通过微信问:"你是干什么的?"男子自报名叫段凡:"做点小生意。"
李瑶又问。他说:"跟武钢和中钢有点生意。"
段凡很低调,问一句才答一句。几经追问,李瑶才知道这是个"有钱人":舅舅是银行行长,他自己有几个门面,还有个牙科诊所,有套豪华公寓,开丰田汉兰达越野车。
在他车上,李瑶看见一套高尔夫球杆。此后,段凡带着她出入高档会所、五星级酒店,花钱大方。李瑶坠入爱河。
她没想到,确定恋爱关系后,吃饭、购物都变成自己买单。段凡还总是借钱,自称是去帮领导办事、维护客户关系,"借"走25万元。
4名女友拆穿"高帅富"
钱被骗走,人也不见了。今年1月份,李瑶找到段凡在一元路的公寓,遇见另两名女子也在找段凡。3个女人明白上当了。
这时,房主张倩现身。原来,段凡是张倩的前男友,几年前借钱不还失踪。2011年,段凡开着"汉兰达"来找张倩租这套公寓,付了一个季度的房租。此后,段凡又找张倩借了5万元。张倩说:他像是真的发迹了。
几名女子建了QQ群,揭露段凡的真面目。她们发现,都曾到青山那家牙科诊所找过段凡,惹得诊所发火。
交8名女友"借钱"百万
2月份,她们向汉阳区永丰街派出所报案。警方调查发现,汉兰达越野车是贷款买的,后被放贷公司收回,段凡的生意均为虚构,"女友"还有4名。
6月30日,段凡在广西南宁被抓。他当时的女友陈琼是一名外企高管,不信自己的"爱人"是骗子,竟提出愿帮段凡还债。武汉民警7月7日赶到南宁后,将其他7名受害女子的情况说与她听,才将她震醒。
据查,段凡今年37岁,家住青山区,家境一般。中专毕业后开过贸易公司,只招过1名职员,营业额不过几万元,不久就关了门。通过微信等方式搭讪,先后向8名女友借走百万余元。

At least 31 people dead in western China flooding


BEIJING (AP) — Floodwaters surging through Himalayan foothills in western China have swept bridges, houses and hillsides into roiling brown torrents, leaving at least 31 people dead and 166 missing Thursday, as heavy rains buffeted many parts of the country.

Flooding in the western province of Sichuan was the worst in 50 years for some areas, with more than 220,000 people forced to evacuate.

Nationwide, at least 46 people have died due to the violent weather since Sunday, according to figures from the Ministry of Civil Affairs and the official Xinhua News Agency. Thousands of homes have been destroyed or damaged and transportation has come to a virtual standstill in hard-hit areas.

Many of the casualties in Sichuan were from a massive landslide that struck a scenic resort outside the city of Dujiangyan, killing 18 people and leaving 107 missing. An entire hillside collapsed onto clusters of holiday cottages where city dwellers escape summer heat, a survivor told Xinhua.

"The noise was like thunder and went on for two or three minutes. My first thought was that I too would be buried," Gao Quanshi, 47, was quoted as saying. Phone lines were cut, so villagers had to trek to nearby government offices to call for help, he said.

Images from the scene showed a valley filled with mud and rocks, with only the tops of trees sticking through. Drenched rescuers wearing helmets and life jackets worked mostly with hand tools to prevent harming any survivors still trapped beneath.

A total of 352 tourists had been rescued from the area as of Wednesday night, Xinhua said. Overall in Sichuan, there were at least 31 people dead and 166 missing, said the provincial department of civil affairs.

A mudslide in Sichuan's Aba prefecture left three people dead and 12 others missing, Xinhua said.

Mudslides and flooding are common in China's mountainous areas, killing hundreds of people every year, but in some areas the current floods are already the worst in half a century. Reports said the 94 centimeters (37 inches) of rainfall that fell on Dujiangyan over 40 hours beginning Monday was the heaviest since records began being kept in 1954.

Also in the west, more than 2,000 people were rescued after being trapped for several hours Wednesday in a highway tunnel between Dujiangyan and Wenchuan — the epicenter of the Sichuan earthquake five years ago that left 90,000 people dead or missing.

Bridges have been closed and train service suspended in some parts of the province.

In nearby Beichuan county, flooding destroyed buildings and wrecked exhibits at a memorial for earthquake victims.

The flooding also caused the collapse of an almost 50-year-old bridge in a neighboring county, sending six vehicles into the raging waters and leaving 12 people missing.

The region lies in the foothills of the Tibetan Plateau, where mountains rise sharply from the densely populated Sichuan basin. Fast-running rivers quickly overflowed their banks, flooding scores of towns and parts of the provincial capital of Chengdu, where the waters rose to the second floor and covered the tops of cars.

In Chengdu, stone bridges and brick houses along river banks were swept away, including one in which the residents were taking shelter, while others crumbled into the saturated earth already rent with fissures from the magnitude-8.9 2008 earthquake.

In the northern province of Shanxi, at least 12 workers were killed Tuesday when a violent rainstorm caused the collapse of an unfinished coal mine workshop they were building.

Another three people were drowned in a car in Hebei province outside the capital, while an additional 11 people were reported dead or missing in Yunnan province, Beijing, Inner Mongolia and Gansu province.

Brandi Glanville Has Had a Rough Week

It's just one of those days … or weeks … or months, for Brandi Glanville.

The "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" cast member apparently broke her right hand taking a self-defense class on Wednesday. Naturally, Glanville shared a photo of the war wound on Twitter:

Brandi's broken hand (Twitter)

What's more shocking is that this injury didn't come from the reality star's stumble on Monday night.

LeAnn Rimes's nemesis was a bit wobbly after a night of partying at The London Hotel in West Hollywood earlier this week, where a wardrobe malfunction caused the reality star to flash her black thong and a boob. A friend held onto Glanville, 40, before she completely toppled over.

Obviously, the reality star had one too many drinks, but we'll let Glanville explain that one:

At least she didn't come home to a bed full of pee? Oh wait…