Happy May Day! Have you marched in solidarity with any workers today? No? Well, it was raining. We forgive you. So. The government sent a plane to New York to spray us all with killer Swine Flu vaccines , and now we are all autistic. This happened because some people forgot about 9/11, which why we embraced the coloring book of terror. Then a Secret Service agent caught the Swine Flu , but the president remains curiously resistant! This was all explored in an episode of 24. Portfolio died but before it did there was a brief, tense moment when we thought it'd be Adam instead! We asked where the Hipster Grifter was , but she was just still out in Brooklyn, grifting away. Grift on, sister. Tina Brown, though, should stop grifting. We are getting tired of it. This week in MEDIA: Brian Ross is an old-school hard-nosed reporter who gets everything wrong all the time because he believes everything he hears! Glenn Beck is still nuts! Oh, Barack Obama had a press confere...