Feb 19, 2010

Hero Tobacco Companies Develop Secret Code for 'Light Cigarettes' [Smoking]

After the government's jackbooted thugs decided that "light" cigarettes were illegal, terrified consumers mewled, "However shall we distinguish our favorite formerly 'light' brands?" Here's how: They'll all be conveniently color-coded. It's like this whole "ban" never happened, huzzah!

The NYT reveals the secret modern cigarette color coding key: "red and dark green for regular and menthol; blue, gold and light green for light cigarettes; and silver and orange for ultra lights." You'll never trick us into mistakenly smoking a full flavor Camel when only an ultra light will do, Nancy Pelosi! [Pic via]

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