Jul 21, 2009

Which Actor Has a Serious Bear Fetish? [Blind Items]

Today we have a creeper who loves herself some Alice in Wonderland, a lonely sad actor who thinks he is very funny but he isn't, and an actor with some sort of serious bear thing.

1) "Which indie starlet secretly has a house decorated entirely with Alice in Wonderland paraphernalia?" [NYDN]

2) "This thinks he is funny D list movie actor who used to be B list has been in this space before. Somehow someone agreed to marry our actor and he is engaged. I'm guessing she is not really into him and is more into women. How so? Over the weekend, our actor was approaching various young women and begging them to have a threesome with the couple because otherwise she was very reluctant to have sex. He didn't find any takers. Oh, and this one will be revealed, but you shouldn't have any problems figuring it out." [CDaN]

3) "There's a tough guy actor in Hollywood whose name is well known. He has a sequence of moves that he makes on a woman. If he is interested in you, he'll first send you a text or email or leave a phone message to the effect of 'I can't bear another day without you'. Once he gets your address, he will then send you a stuffed teddy bear and some flowers. If you subsequently become intimate, he will insist that you call him some sort of bear nickname in bed. And to top it all off, if he really likes you, he will tell you that he would be happy to grow out his chest hair for you." [BlindGossip]

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