Jan 26, 2010

Tiger Woods' Wife Supposedly Staying Put (and Staying Pissed) [Scandal]

Tiger Woods' wife plans to stay with him for the good of the children, a "Florida source" tells People. She'll even help the golfer shake off that sex addiction once he emerges from rehab, if you know what we mean.

Wife Elin Nordegren is contemplating living together "as friends instead of lovers," People says, while Tiger is eager to cobble together any sort of relationship that will help him convince "his clients, who have kids of their own... [that] he is a good family man." Sexless marriage: It's the gateway endorsement. (You may commence the inevitable golf-sex puns below in the comments, but make sure they're up to par.)

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