Everyone in the Seal/Klum Household Has Either Too Many or Not Enough Names [The Name Game]

Project Runway headmistress Heidi Klum and your mom's favorite singer Seal have been married since 2005 and have 2.5 kids together. Now, Heidi is taking the one-named singer's last name. Um, what are we supposed to call her? Just Heidi?

Yesterday, Just Say Heidi filed papers in L.A. County Court to take on his last name. Did anyone tell her that he doesn't have one?

Well, actually he does, he has about nine of them. His birth name is Seal Henry Olusegun Olumide Adeola Samuel. So, how many of those does Heidi get? Just the last one to become Heidi Samuel or is she going to go for the full Heidi Olusegun Olumide Adeola Samuel?

If she did, she wouldn't be the only one with a ton of names. Her and Seal's children are named Henry Gunther Ademola Dashtu Samuel and Johan Riley Fyodor Taiwo Samuel. Wow, that is a lot of names, and of all different origins as well. And Klum's first child, with Flavio Briatore got the standard three names: Helene Boshoven Klum. She must have gotten jealous of her brothers, because they gave her a nickname, "Leni," but she's still one name shy.

Considering that everyone has the last name Samuels, we'll have to assume that is what Klum is going to go with. Is she going to make us all call her Heidi Samuels or will she stick with Klum in the press and Samuels (and the world's classiest ID photo) on her driver's license? But poor neglected Leni will be the only Klum left in the house. If she's smart she'll go full-tilt Cher and leave everything behind but Leni. How else are you going to differentiate yourself in a house that is as full of names as it is furniture.

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