Today we have a singer who's getting serviced by men on the sly, another singer who hates her husband, a TV star with a vibrator, and one of those Ted Casablanca items about gay people.
1) "Which sensual singer tells his girlfriends that although he's straight, he still receives oral pleasure from other men - then fumes when they suggest he's bisexual?" [NYDN]
2) "This foreign born singer who has been in this space before, doesn't even disguise her dislike of her celebrity husband. When she is drunk, her favorite game is to put her husband on speaker phone and let everyone around her listen while she yells at him, calls him names, and humiliates him as much as possible. No matter what though, he still hasn't left." [CDaN]
3) "This actress, who is part of an ensemble drama, created a little drama of her own last week. While out with some friends, her friend noticed a buzzing sound emanating from the large designer purse she had placed on the floor. Thinking it was the actress's cell phone, her friend picked up the purse and handed it to her. The actress fumbled around for a few seconds, and then set the purse back down. When her friend asked her who it was, the actress, without a trace of embarrassment, said, 'Oh, that wasn't my phone. It was my vibrator.' " [BlindGossip]
4) "Ever since Judas Jack-Off made his smarmy debut, I do think it's fair to say Toothy Tile's [Ed. Note: 'Toothy Tile' is widely believed to be Jake Gyllenhaal] been breathing a tad easier. Of course, Toothy went so far back into the proverbial closet, I think the only heavy panting T.T. ever does anymore is when he and the GF moon over Pottery Barn chenille throws together. Back to Jack-Off: The dog's still trying to finagle the old BF into sex again-and I think he's damn close to succeeding.
After all, Judas is impossibly sexy (some say too much so, but I think of beauty like Kate Bosworth does thinness, never can have too much of that stuff!). He's hard to resist. Especially when he's lying to the ditched boyfriend and telling him they can still go off and get married like they'd originally planned, only he just has to "hang out" a little bit longer with the fake girlfriend his management set him up with.
Look, you cretin publicity whore with killer dimples (I mean the ones on your rock-hard ass, not your innocent little face), you're screwing with the feelings of a man who loves you. This ain't no Rock Hudson movie. It's real life. And unless you want some pathetic kind of lying, lonely ending like Hudson himself got, quit effing with people's lives, starting with your own." [Eonline]