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Nameless Baby Armstrong


Jon: "What about Alexandra?"


Me: "Oooh, I like it!"


Jon: "FINALLY! That's the first time I've suggested a name that you like."


Me: "Because that's the first time you've ever suggested a name!"


Jon: "That's not true."


Me: "Oh, yes it is! Go ahead, list off all the names you've suggested."


Jon: "I've suggested plenty."


Me: "I'M WAITING."


Jon: "There was ..."


Me: "..."


Jon: "... um ..."


Me: "Jon ..."


Jon: "... let's see ... um ..."


Me: "You are totally proving my point."


Jon: "I can't think straight when you're being mean."


Me: "This is not mean. Mean is when I tell our daughter that her father was so uninterested in her that HE ONLY SUGGESTED ONE NAME."


by dooce in Nubbin, Parenthood

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